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Before we begin...

WARNING: Nothing on this page is original; it's either been spotted somewhere on the web or sent to me via e-mail. I can' take the credit (or blame) for any of it.

Windows Haiku

In Japan, they are considering replacing the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry, each only 17 syllables, five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and five in the third...

A file that big ?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone. The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return. Aborted effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down. A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Thought for the day

Remember the three 'R's

Respect for self
Respect for others
Responsibility for all your actions

Have You Anything to Add ?

Why not send any reasonable suggestions via e-mail

(Send E-Mail to Paul)

A file that big ? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.	The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.	Aborted effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.	A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.	Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.